Chaos!

Me: Hi everyone. My alternate ego is back! We are going to bid farewell to my conscience today. Well...not really...she is just leaving the blog so--
Alternate ego: --We get it.
Conscience: It is not polite to interupt.
Alternate ego: DO I REALLY CARE????
Me: Guys, calm down.
Conscience: We are girls, not guys..
Me: I..ok.
Alternate ego: Well, good bye conscience. I hope I never see you again.
Conscience: I would say the same, but I need to accept that I should be kind to my enemies. Therefore, I will be kind to you.
Alternate ego: Gee thanks I feel SO honored.
Conscience: You're welcome.
Me: Bye Conscience. See you around.
Conscience: Good bye Christina. It was fun being a member of your blog momentarily.
Me: Yep.
(Conscience leaves)
Alternate ego: Boy...I'm glad she's gone.
Me: She's not that bad.
Alternate ego: I didn't think I'd ever say this, but...
Me: What?
Alternate ego: ...well...You are so cool compared to your conscience.
Me: Wow! Was that actually a compliment??
Alternate ego: NO!! I mean...I said compared to your conscience ok? I didn't go straight out and say "You're cool"
Me: Right.
Alternate ego: YOU HEARD ME!!!
Me: It's time to go.
Alternate ego: Yay.
Me: You know, I never thought I'd say this but..
Alternate ego: What?
Me: well...I'm glad you're back.
(I begin to walk away)
Alternate ego: Oh. My. Gosh. WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?????
Me: (over my shoulder) Maybe...
Alternate ego: (runs after me) Hey wait up!! That was actually a compliment!
Me: Goodbye folks.