Holiday season....psh

Me: Wow I'm stuffed after all that Thanksgiving dinner!
Alter ego: Who cares? You didn't even invite me to eat with you anyway.
Me: That's because I knew you wouldn't behave very nicely with my family.
Alter ego: Whatever.
Me: Well, now Christmas is coming!
Alter ego: Ugh! Don't say that.
Me: It's true.
Alter ego: I know, but I hate all of this joy and love and giving... it ruins the true meaning of Christmas.
Me: Uuum... those things you listed are all part of the true meaning of Christmas.
Alter ego: What? Nuh-uh. Christmas is all about seeing who can put up the best decorations and getting a ton of new stuff that we don't need!
Me: Sigh*. You missed the point.
Alter ego: So you getting me a present?
Me: .... sure. I guess I have to keep with the Christmas spirit.
Alter ego: Goody goody!!!
Me: Well, I need to go now and decorate better than my neighbor did.
Alter ego: ..cough...hypocrite..cough.
Me: You okay?
Alter ego: (smiling) Just perfect.
Me: Bye folks!
Alter ego: Yeah see ya!