Birthday

Me: Ian's birthday is on the 13th!
AE: Who is that?
Me: WHAT????
AE: I would like to know who you are talking about.
Me: My little brother! Ian! Ian Barth!
AE: You have a little brother.
Me: Yes. WE have two little brothers. Ian and Elijah.
AE: How come you don't tell me these things?
Me: You don't pay attention.
AE: It's true.
Me: You also made me forget to put flowers on someone's porch for May Day.
AE: *Laughs maniacally*
Me: It's not funny.
AE: Yes it is. Because while you were forgetting to put flowers on someone's porch...
Me: You didn't!
AE: I did. I put dog doo on someone's porch.
Me: No!
AE: Yes!
Me: Who?
AE: Nobody significant.
Me: Everyone is significant.
AE: Not in MY eyes.
Me: Those poor people.
AE: It was funny!
Me: You are evil.
AE: Of course I am! I am your alternate ego!
Me: Anyway, Ian's birthday is on the 13th.
AE: And... why are you telling me this?
Me: I'm telling our readers and this happens to be a blog that we both take part in. So whatever we tell our readers, we are also telling eachother and vice versa.
AE: So I can't keep anything I say private?
Me: Nope... and don't get any ideas about leaving again.
AE: Tempting, but to tell the truth (which is something I don't do often) it was kind of boring not being on the blog. I had no one to argue with.
Me: Yeah, and not to say anything against Conscience, but the blog wasn't exactly fun with her.
AE: We've been talking for a long time now. Don't you think we should go?
Me: I suppose.
AE: Bye folks!
Me: Bye!