Holiday season....psh

Me: Wow I'm stuffed after all that Thanksgiving dinner!
Alter ego: Who cares? You didn't even invite me to eat with you anyway.
Me: That's because I knew you wouldn't behave very nicely with my family.
Alter ego: Whatever.
Me: Well, now Christmas is coming!
Alter ego: Ugh! Don't say that.
Me: It's true.
Alter ego: I know, but I hate all of this joy and love and giving... it ruins the true meaning of Christmas.
Me: Uuum... those things you listed are all part of the true meaning of Christmas.
Alter ego: What? Nuh-uh. Christmas is all about seeing who can put up the best decorations and getting a ton of new stuff that we don't need!
Me: Sigh*. You missed the point.
Alter ego: So you getting me a present?
Me: .... sure. I guess I have to keep with the Christmas spirit.
Alter ego: Goody goody!!!
Me: Well, I need to go now and decorate better than my neighbor did.
Alter ego: ..cough...hypocrite..cough.
Me: You okay?
Alter ego: (smiling) Just perfect.
Me: Bye folks!
Alter ego: Yeah see ya!

Chaos!

Me: Hi everyone. My alternate ego is back! We are going to bid farewell to my conscience today. Well...not really...she is just leaving the blog so--
Alternate ego: --We get it.
Conscience: It is not polite to interupt.
Alternate ego: DO I REALLY CARE????
Me: Guys, calm down.
Conscience: We are girls, not guys..
Me: I..ok.
Alternate ego: Well, good bye conscience. I hope I never see you again.
Conscience: I would say the same, but I need to accept that I should be kind to my enemies. Therefore, I will be kind to you.
Alternate ego: Gee thanks I feel SO honored.
Conscience: You're welcome.
Me: Bye Conscience. See you around.
Conscience: Good bye Christina. It was fun being a member of your blog momentarily.
Me: Yep.
(Conscience leaves)
Alternate ego: Boy...I'm glad she's gone.
Me: She's not that bad.
Alternate ego: I didn't think I'd ever say this, but...
Me: What?
Alternate ego: ...well...You are so cool compared to your conscience.
Me: Wow! Was that actually a compliment??
Alternate ego: NO!! I mean...I said compared to your conscience ok? I didn't go straight out and say "You're cool"
Me: Right.
Alternate ego: YOU HEARD ME!!!
Me: It's time to go.
Alternate ego: Yay.
Me: You know, I never thought I'd say this but..
Alternate ego: What?
Me: well...I'm glad you're back.
(I begin to walk away)
Alternate ego: Oh. My. Gosh. WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?????
Me: (over my shoulder) Maybe...
Alternate ego: (runs after me) Hey wait up!! That was actually a compliment!
Me: Goodbye folks.

Me and my...um....conscience

Um...Hi..everyone. As you know, my alternate ego walked out on me in my last post. So, my conscience has decided to fill in until she comes back.
Me: Are you ready Conscience?
Conscience: Yes, I am, Christina. Where would you like to begin?
Me: Um...I don't know. How about you pick?
Conscience: Why thank you. Let us talk about human nature.
Me: Well, I won't be very good at that.
Conscience: Oh. Do you wish to pursue a different subject?
Me: I guess...
Conscience: Oh I see. You would like to talk about subjects that your readers will be more likely to enjoy.
Me: Yeah.
Conscience: What about music?
Me: Yeah! I like U-2, The Beatles, Jars of Clay...
Conscience: I prefer Tsaichovsky or Bach.
Me: ..eh...sigh*
Conscience: Modern day music is all the same to me. It does not show musical taste. Classical music does.
Me: I'll have to disagree with you there.
Conscience: Each to his/her own.
Me: Well I think we should go now.
Conscience: Farewell readers.
Me: Bye.

Competition

Me: It seems as if we are now being competed against.
Alternate ego: By whom?
Me: Heidi
Alternate ego: Oh no not her.
Me: There is nothing wrong with her.
Alternate ego: She needs to get a life.
Me: That's exactly what her alternate ego said!
Alternate ego: Really? I like her alternate ego.
Me: That's nice. Anyway, we need to buckle down and beat them! We have to be better by far! People need to enjoy our blog more than theirs!
Alternate ego: You know, you're sounding kinda like me...
Me: Oh.
Alternate ego: (evil laugh)
Me: Ah! Don't do that. You scare me when you do that.
Alternate ego: I don't know why I agreed to do this blog thing anyway.
Me: I don't know either, but now that you're here you can't quit.
Alternate ego: What makes you think that?
Me: Well...I...You're not leaving are you?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: (gets up and walks away)
Me: Come back here!!! How am I supposed to compete with Heidi over who has the best "me and my alternate ego" blog if my alternate ego leaves?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: You're smart. You'll figure something out.
Me: You're so mean! I can't believe you're doing this to me.
Alternate ego: Well, I am. Goodbye folks!
Me: She's gone...no no no....I can't believe this. Sigh*. W-w-well everybody, I ,uh, guess this post is over. Um, I will try to continue, um, soon. Bye.

Me and my alternate ego

Me: Welcome all to my new blog.
Alternate ego: Do we have to welcome them?
Me: Yes.
Alternate ego: Fine. Have it your way.
Me: Why thanks.
Alternate ego: Can we finish this or what? I'm bored.
Me: I don't care. Get a grip.
Alternate ego: Fine.
Me: I'm sorry.
Alternate ego: I don't like apologies.
Me: Anyway this is pretty much what this whole blog will be like. Me expressing my opinions--
Alternate ego: --And ME expressing MY opinion.
Me: Yes.
Alternate ego: Finally you agree with me.
Me: Anyway, time for us to go. We'll post later.