Monday, October 27, 2008

Me and my...um....conscience

Um...Hi..everyone. As you know, my alternate ego walked out on me in my last post. So, my conscience has decided to fill in until she comes back.
Me: Are you ready Conscience?
Conscience: Yes, I am, Christina. Where would you like to begin?
Me: Um...I don't know. How about you pick?
Conscience: Why thank you. Let us talk about human nature.
Me: Well, I won't be very good at that.
Conscience: Oh. Do you wish to pursue a different subject?
Me: I guess...
Conscience: Oh I see. You would like to talk about subjects that your readers will be more likely to enjoy.
Me: Yeah.
Conscience: What about music?
Me: Yeah! I like U-2, The Beatles, Jars of Clay...
Conscience: I prefer Tsaichovsky or Bach.
Me: ..eh...sigh*
Conscience: Modern day music is all the same to me. It does not show musical taste. Classical music does.
Me: I'll have to disagree with you there.
Conscience: Each to his/her own.
Me: Well I think we should go now.
Conscience: Farewell readers.
Me: Bye.

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