Competition

Me: It seems as if we are now being competed against.
Alternate ego: By whom?
Me: Heidi
Alternate ego: Oh no not her.
Me: There is nothing wrong with her.
Alternate ego: She needs to get a life.
Me: That's exactly what her alternate ego said!
Alternate ego: Really? I like her alternate ego.
Me: That's nice. Anyway, we need to buckle down and beat them! We have to be better by far! People need to enjoy our blog more than theirs!
Alternate ego: You know, you're sounding kinda like me...
Me: Oh.
Alternate ego: (evil laugh)
Me: Ah! Don't do that. You scare me when you do that.
Alternate ego: I don't know why I agreed to do this blog thing anyway.
Me: I don't know either, but now that you're here you can't quit.
Alternate ego: What makes you think that?
Me: Well...I...You're not leaving are you?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: (gets up and walks away)
Me: Come back here!!! How am I supposed to compete with Heidi over who has the best "me and my alternate ego" blog if my alternate ego leaves?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: You're smart. You'll figure something out.
Me: You're so mean! I can't believe you're doing this to me.
Alternate ego: Well, I am. Goodbye folks!
Me: She's gone...no no no....I can't believe this. Sigh*. W-w-well everybody, I ,uh, guess this post is over. Um, I will try to continue, um, soon. Bye.