Me and my...um....conscience

Um...Hi..everyone. As you know, my alternate ego walked out on me in my last post. So, my conscience has decided to fill in until she comes back.
Me: Are you ready Conscience?
Conscience: Yes, I am, Christina. Where would you like to begin?
Me: Um...I don't know. How about you pick?
Conscience: Why thank you. Let us talk about human nature.
Me: Well, I won't be very good at that.
Conscience: Oh. Do you wish to pursue a different subject?
Me: I guess...
Conscience: Oh I see. You would like to talk about subjects that your readers will be more likely to enjoy.
Me: Yeah.
Conscience: What about music?
Me: Yeah! I like U-2, The Beatles, Jars of Clay...
Conscience: I prefer Tsaichovsky or Bach.
Me: ..eh...sigh*
Conscience: Modern day music is all the same to me. It does not show musical taste. Classical music does.
Me: I'll have to disagree with you there.
Conscience: Each to his/her own.
Me: Well I think we should go now.
Conscience: Farewell readers.
Me: Bye.

Competition

Me: It seems as if we are now being competed against.
Alternate ego: By whom?
Me: Heidi
Alternate ego: Oh no not her.
Me: There is nothing wrong with her.
Alternate ego: She needs to get a life.
Me: That's exactly what her alternate ego said!
Alternate ego: Really? I like her alternate ego.
Me: That's nice. Anyway, we need to buckle down and beat them! We have to be better by far! People need to enjoy our blog more than theirs!
Alternate ego: You know, you're sounding kinda like me...
Me: Oh.
Alternate ego: (evil laugh)
Me: Ah! Don't do that. You scare me when you do that.
Alternate ego: I don't know why I agreed to do this blog thing anyway.
Me: I don't know either, but now that you're here you can't quit.
Alternate ego: What makes you think that?
Me: Well...I...You're not leaving are you?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: (gets up and walks away)
Me: Come back here!!! How am I supposed to compete with Heidi over who has the best "me and my alternate ego" blog if my alternate ego leaves?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: You're smart. You'll figure something out.
Me: You're so mean! I can't believe you're doing this to me.
Alternate ego: Well, I am. Goodbye folks!
Me: She's gone...no no no....I can't believe this. Sigh*. W-w-well everybody, I ,uh, guess this post is over. Um, I will try to continue, um, soon. Bye.

Me and my alternate ego

Me: Welcome all to my new blog.
Alternate ego: Do we have to welcome them?
Me: Yes.
Alternate ego: Fine. Have it your way.
Me: Why thanks.
Alternate ego: Can we finish this or what? I'm bored.
Me: I don't care. Get a grip.
Alternate ego: Fine.
Me: I'm sorry.
Alternate ego: I don't like apologies.
Me: Anyway this is pretty much what this whole blog will be like. Me expressing my opinions--
Alternate ego: --And ME expressing MY opinion.
Me: Yes.
Alternate ego: Finally you agree with me.
Me: Anyway, time for us to go. We'll post later.