Me: Ian's birthday is on the 13th!
AE: Who is that?
Me: WHAT????
AE: I would like to know who you are talking about.
Me: My little brother! Ian! Ian Barth!
AE: You have a little brother.
Me: Yes. WE have two little brothers. Ian and Elijah.
AE: How come you don't tell me these things?
Me: You don't pay attention.
AE: It's true.
Me: You also made me forget to put flowers on someone's porch for May Day.
AE: *Laughs maniacally*
Me: It's not funny.
AE: Yes it is. Because while you were forgetting to put flowers on someone's porch...
Me: You didn't!
AE: I did. I put dog doo on someone's porch.
Me: No!
AE: Yes!
Me: Who?
AE: Nobody significant.
Me: Everyone is significant.
AE: Not in MY eyes.
Me: Those poor people.
AE: It was funny!
Me: You are evil.
AE: Of course I am! I am your alternate ego!
Me: Anyway, Ian's birthday is on the 13th.
AE: And... why are you telling me this?
Me: I'm telling our readers and this happens to be a blog that we both take part in. So whatever we tell our readers, we are also telling eachother and vice versa.
AE: So I can't keep anything I say private?
Me: Nope... and don't get any ideas about leaving again.
AE: Tempting, but to tell the truth (which is something I don't do often) it was kind of boring not being on the blog. I had no one to argue with.
Me: Yeah, and not to say anything against Conscience, but the blog wasn't exactly fun with her.
AE: We've been talking for a long time now. Don't you think we should go?
Me: I suppose.
AE: Bye folks!
Me: Bye!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
May Day!
Me: May Day is coming soon!
AE: What's the big deal about May Day?
Me: It's just a nice day where you mysteriously give flowers to people.
AE: Mysterious? Good. Flowers? YUCK.
Me: Aw come on! It's fun.
AE: Convince me.
Me: Well, you put a bouquet of flowers on someone's porch, ring the doorbell, run away, and then watch the confused look on their face when they open the door and see the pretty gift!
AE: *Pondering something*
Me: (Seeing the look on my alternate ego's face) Uh-oh. What are you thinking?
AE: You know... if you left something gross on their porch, like dog poo or moldy cheese, you'd get a confused AND disgusted look!
Me: That's--
AE: --even better!
Me: I was going to say horrible before you so RUDELY interupted me.
AE: Rude is my middle name.
Me: No it's not.
AE: Is too.
Me: Is not!
AE: Is too!
Me: You're my alternate ego! You have the same middle name as me!
AE: Elizabeth??? Yuck!
Me: I like it.
AE: It's so...
Me: What?
AE: Girly.
Me: Nope.
AE: Old fashioned.
Me: Yes, but that's one thing I like about it.
AE: So you wouldn't mind having the middle name... Agnes?
Me: Ew! Of course I would!
AE: But, that's old fashioned...
Me: Yeah but... I don't like it.
AE: You are so hard to understand.
Me: Anyway, I'm going to put flowers on someone's porch for May Day.
AE: ... and I'm going to put doggie poo on someone's porch.
Me: *grumble*
AE: Hee hee!
Me: Time to go. You need a time out.
AE: I'm 14 years old! I shouldn't have time outs anymore!
Me: Let's go.
AE: NO.
Me: You mean you'd rather stay here?
AE: *stunned silence*.... Time out, here I come!
Me: (whispered) Victory!
AE: What's the big deal about May Day?
Me: It's just a nice day where you mysteriously give flowers to people.
AE: Mysterious? Good. Flowers? YUCK.
Me: Aw come on! It's fun.
AE: Convince me.
Me: Well, you put a bouquet of flowers on someone's porch, ring the doorbell, run away, and then watch the confused look on their face when they open the door and see the pretty gift!
AE: *Pondering something*
Me: (Seeing the look on my alternate ego's face) Uh-oh. What are you thinking?
AE: You know... if you left something gross on their porch, like dog poo or moldy cheese, you'd get a confused AND disgusted look!
Me: That's--
AE: --even better!
Me: I was going to say horrible before you so RUDELY interupted me.
AE: Rude is my middle name.
Me: No it's not.
AE: Is too.
Me: Is not!
AE: Is too!
Me: You're my alternate ego! You have the same middle name as me!
AE: Elizabeth??? Yuck!
Me: I like it.
AE: It's so...
Me: What?
AE: Girly.
Me: Nope.
AE: Old fashioned.
Me: Yes, but that's one thing I like about it.
AE: So you wouldn't mind having the middle name... Agnes?
Me: Ew! Of course I would!
AE: But, that's old fashioned...
Me: Yeah but... I don't like it.
AE: You are so hard to understand.
Me: Anyway, I'm going to put flowers on someone's porch for May Day.
AE: ... and I'm going to put doggie poo on someone's porch.
Me: *grumble*
AE: Hee hee!
Me: Time to go. You need a time out.
AE: I'm 14 years old! I shouldn't have time outs anymore!
Me: Let's go.
AE: NO.
Me: You mean you'd rather stay here?
AE: *stunned silence*.... Time out, here I come!
Me: (whispered) Victory!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
New Year
Me: Happy New Year!!!
A.E.: I can't believe it's already 2009!!! UGH.
Me: Don't be a poor sport.
A.E.: Whatever. Let's go.
Me: Fine. Sorry folks, we'll come back another time.
A.E.: Finally I get my way!!!
A.E.: I can't believe it's already 2009!!! UGH.
Me: Don't be a poor sport.
A.E.: Whatever. Let's go.
Me: Fine. Sorry folks, we'll come back another time.
A.E.: Finally I get my way!!!
Monday, December 1, 2008
Holiday season....psh
Me: Wow I'm stuffed after all that Thanksgiving dinner!
Alter ego: Who cares? You didn't even invite me to eat with you anyway.
Me: That's because I knew you wouldn't behave very nicely with my family.
Alter ego: Whatever.
Me: Well, now Christmas is coming!
Alter ego: Ugh! Don't say that.
Me: It's true.
Alter ego: I know, but I hate all of this joy and love and giving... it ruins the true meaning of Christmas.
Me: Uuum... those things you listed are all part of the true meaning of Christmas.
Alter ego: What? Nuh-uh. Christmas is all about seeing who can put up the best decorations and getting a ton of new stuff that we don't need!
Me: Sigh*. You missed the point.
Alter ego: So you getting me a present?
Me: .... sure. I guess I have to keep with the Christmas spirit.
Alter ego: Goody goody!!!
Me: Well, I need to go now and decorate better than my neighbor did.
Alter ego: ..cough...hypocrite..cough.
Me: You okay?
Alter ego: (smiling) Just perfect.
Me: Bye folks!
Alter ego: Yeah see ya!
Alter ego: Who cares? You didn't even invite me to eat with you anyway.
Me: That's because I knew you wouldn't behave very nicely with my family.
Alter ego: Whatever.
Me: Well, now Christmas is coming!
Alter ego: Ugh! Don't say that.
Me: It's true.
Alter ego: I know, but I hate all of this joy and love and giving... it ruins the true meaning of Christmas.
Me: Uuum... those things you listed are all part of the true meaning of Christmas.
Alter ego: What? Nuh-uh. Christmas is all about seeing who can put up the best decorations and getting a ton of new stuff that we don't need!
Me: Sigh*. You missed the point.
Alter ego: So you getting me a present?
Me: .... sure. I guess I have to keep with the Christmas spirit.
Alter ego: Goody goody!!!
Me: Well, I need to go now and decorate better than my neighbor did.
Alter ego: ..cough...hypocrite..cough.
Me: You okay?
Alter ego: (smiling) Just perfect.
Me: Bye folks!
Alter ego: Yeah see ya!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Chaos!
Me: Hi everyone. My alternate ego is back! We are going to bid farewell to my conscience today. Well...not really...she is just leaving the blog so--
Alternate ego: --We get it.
Conscience: It is not polite to interupt.
Alternate ego: DO I REALLY CARE????
Me: Guys, calm down.
Conscience: We are girls, not guys..
Me: I..ok.
Alternate ego: Well, good bye conscience. I hope I never see you again.
Conscience: I would say the same, but I need to accept that I should be kind to my enemies. Therefore, I will be kind to you.
Alternate ego: Gee thanks I feel SO honored.
Conscience: You're welcome.
Me: Bye Conscience. See you around.
Conscience: Good bye Christina. It was fun being a member of your blog momentarily.
Me: Yep.
(Conscience leaves)
Alternate ego: Boy...I'm glad she's gone.
Me: She's not that bad.
Alternate ego: I didn't think I'd ever say this, but...
Me: What?
Alternate ego: ...well...You are so cool compared to your conscience.
Me: Wow! Was that actually a compliment??
Alternate ego: NO!! I mean...I said compared to your conscience ok? I didn't go straight out and say "You're cool"
Me: Right.
Alternate ego: YOU HEARD ME!!!
Me: It's time to go.
Alternate ego: Yay.
Me: You know, I never thought I'd say this but..
Alternate ego: What?
Me: well...I'm glad you're back.
(I begin to walk away)
Alternate ego: Oh. My. Gosh. WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?????
Me: (over my shoulder) Maybe...
Alternate ego: (runs after me) Hey wait up!! That was actually a compliment!
Me: Goodbye folks.
Alternate ego: --We get it.
Conscience: It is not polite to interupt.
Alternate ego: DO I REALLY CARE????
Me: Guys, calm down.
Conscience: We are girls, not guys..
Me: I..ok.
Alternate ego: Well, good bye conscience. I hope I never see you again.
Conscience: I would say the same, but I need to accept that I should be kind to my enemies. Therefore, I will be kind to you.
Alternate ego: Gee thanks I feel SO honored.
Conscience: You're welcome.
Me: Bye Conscience. See you around.
Conscience: Good bye Christina. It was fun being a member of your blog momentarily.
Me: Yep.
(Conscience leaves)
Alternate ego: Boy...I'm glad she's gone.
Me: She's not that bad.
Alternate ego: I didn't think I'd ever say this, but...
Me: What?
Alternate ego: ...well...You are so cool compared to your conscience.
Me: Wow! Was that actually a compliment??
Alternate ego: NO!! I mean...I said compared to your conscience ok? I didn't go straight out and say "You're cool"
Me: Right.
Alternate ego: YOU HEARD ME!!!
Me: It's time to go.
Alternate ego: Yay.
Me: You know, I never thought I'd say this but..
Alternate ego: What?
Me: well...I'm glad you're back.
(I begin to walk away)
Alternate ego: Oh. My. Gosh. WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?????
Me: (over my shoulder) Maybe...
Alternate ego: (runs after me) Hey wait up!! That was actually a compliment!
Me: Goodbye folks.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Me and my...um....conscience
Um...Hi..everyone. As you know, my alternate ego walked out on me in my last post. So, my conscience has decided to fill in until she comes back.
Me: Are you ready Conscience?
Conscience: Yes, I am, Christina. Where would you like to begin?
Me: Um...I don't know. How about you pick?
Conscience: Why thank you. Let us talk about human nature.
Me: Well, I won't be very good at that.
Conscience: Oh. Do you wish to pursue a different subject?
Me: I guess...
Conscience: Oh I see. You would like to talk about subjects that your readers will be more likely to enjoy.
Me: Yeah.
Conscience: What about music?
Me: Yeah! I like U-2, The Beatles, Jars of Clay...
Conscience: I prefer Tsaichovsky or Bach.
Me: ..eh...sigh*
Conscience: Modern day music is all the same to me. It does not show musical taste. Classical music does.
Me: I'll have to disagree with you there.
Conscience: Each to his/her own.
Me: Well I think we should go now.
Conscience: Farewell readers.
Me: Bye.
Me: Are you ready Conscience?
Conscience: Yes, I am, Christina. Where would you like to begin?
Me: Um...I don't know. How about you pick?
Conscience: Why thank you. Let us talk about human nature.
Me: Well, I won't be very good at that.
Conscience: Oh. Do you wish to pursue a different subject?
Me: I guess...
Conscience: Oh I see. You would like to talk about subjects that your readers will be more likely to enjoy.
Me: Yeah.
Conscience: What about music?
Me: Yeah! I like U-2, The Beatles, Jars of Clay...
Conscience: I prefer Tsaichovsky or Bach.
Me: ..eh...sigh*
Conscience: Modern day music is all the same to me. It does not show musical taste. Classical music does.
Me: I'll have to disagree with you there.
Conscience: Each to his/her own.
Me: Well I think we should go now.
Conscience: Farewell readers.
Me: Bye.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Competition
Me: It seems as if we are now being competed against.
Alternate ego: By whom?
Me: Heidi
Alternate ego: Oh no not her.
Me: There is nothing wrong with her.
Alternate ego: She needs to get a life.
Me: That's exactly what her alternate ego said!
Alternate ego: Really? I like her alternate ego.
Me: That's nice. Anyway, we need to buckle down and beat them! We have to be better by far! People need to enjoy our blog more than theirs!
Alternate ego: You know, you're sounding kinda like me...
Me: Oh.
Alternate ego: (evil laugh)
Me: Ah! Don't do that. You scare me when you do that.
Alternate ego: I don't know why I agreed to do this blog thing anyway.
Me: I don't know either, but now that you're here you can't quit.
Alternate ego: What makes you think that?
Me: Well...I...You're not leaving are you?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: (gets up and walks away)
Me: Come back here!!! How am I supposed to compete with Heidi over who has the best "me and my alternate ego" blog if my alternate ego leaves?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: You're smart. You'll figure something out.
Me: You're so mean! I can't believe you're doing this to me.
Alternate ego: Well, I am. Goodbye folks!
Me: She's gone...no no no....I can't believe this. Sigh*. W-w-well everybody, I ,uh, guess this post is over. Um, I will try to continue, um, soon. Bye.
Alternate ego: By whom?
Me: Heidi
Alternate ego: Oh no not her.
Me: There is nothing wrong with her.
Alternate ego: She needs to get a life.
Me: That's exactly what her alternate ego said!
Alternate ego: Really? I like her alternate ego.
Me: That's nice. Anyway, we need to buckle down and beat them! We have to be better by far! People need to enjoy our blog more than theirs!
Alternate ego: You know, you're sounding kinda like me...
Me: Oh.
Alternate ego: (evil laugh)
Me: Ah! Don't do that. You scare me when you do that.
Alternate ego: I don't know why I agreed to do this blog thing anyway.
Me: I don't know either, but now that you're here you can't quit.
Alternate ego: What makes you think that?
Me: Well...I...You're not leaving are you?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: (gets up and walks away)
Me: Come back here!!! How am I supposed to compete with Heidi over who has the best "me and my alternate ego" blog if my alternate ego leaves?!?!?!?!
Alternate ego: You're smart. You'll figure something out.
Me: You're so mean! I can't believe you're doing this to me.
Alternate ego: Well, I am. Goodbye folks!
Me: She's gone...no no no....I can't believe this. Sigh*. W-w-well everybody, I ,uh, guess this post is over. Um, I will try to continue, um, soon. Bye.
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